Stripper Pregnant While Dancing? Absurd Baby Search by Our Detectives

Person Search Due to Paternity Concerns

Real detectives are not film or television heroes, but flesh-and-blood humans. Thus, we can be wrong. In the following case, our private detectives from Frankfurt am Main doubted the mental health of our young client, Mr. Hanau, who actually believed he had impregnated a stripper during a private “lap dance”! Naturally, the investigators pointed out to the client during the briefing that conception without sexual intercourse and through multiple layers of clothing would be biologically highly unlikely, yet the late-twenties client was plagued by serious doubts. Fathering a child and not taking responsibility, he believed, would violate his moral values. Despite our objections that searching for the stripper and her alleged baby would likely be pointless and that, for data protection reasons, we could only provide minimal information without the potential mother’s consent, he insisted vehemently on the person search through our detective agency in Frankfurt/Main: “If you don’t do it, another detective will.” And he was indisputably right — so our researchers got to work.

Aftermath of a Bachelor Party

The background known to the client is quickly told: a bachelor party, alcohol flowing in streams, a strip club in Frankfurt, a credit card bill for private dances and blurred memories of an ejaculation during the lap dance — the latter is an embarrassment for most men, for others perhaps completely normal or even desired. The client of our private detectives in Frankfurt a.M., however, dealt with this situation entirely differently than the average club visitor: he feared (or hoped?) a pregnancy. How he came up with this idea remained a mystery to us throughout the entire investigation — and that lasted four months, four months in which we exchanged information with the alleged father-to-be at least weekly and still did not really get a clear picture of him.

 

Before turning to our Frankfurt private detective agency, Mr. Hanau carried out his own research by visiting the strip club and finding out the stage name of “his” dancer. This name is as interchangeable as can be imagined and therefore an extremely poor investigative lead. In addition, our client received the information that the dancer had recently no longer been working for the club. Where she lived and whether she was pregnant was none of his business. Naturally, Mr. Hanau concluded from the information that the dancer had left the club that the reason must be a pregnancy. Finally, he succeeded in identifying the supposedly pregnant woman in an older promotional photo of the club.

Determining the Real Name from a Social Media Profile | Detective Work in the 21st Century

Pretextual inquiries with employees at the club and also with the owner personally brought our commercial detectives from Frankfurt am Main no new information. However, by investigating the tax office of the establishment, we were able to determine the identities of the female employees subject to social insurance who had left during the relevant period. Matching one of the two to the researched stage name was not possible, because the last known dancers from the club with that same name had already disappeared from the business years earlier. In addition, the far greater part of the strippers working there were self-employed.

 

Using the promotional photo mentioned above, our researching Frankfurt detective managed to discover a link to a person on social networks. After publication, this lady had been the only one to share the photo on the various social media profiles of the club, also advertising the establishment from time to time, and she strongly resembled the woman depicted, although the quality of the promotional photo — especially the lighting — did not allow for clear identification. The next step was therefore to determine the real person behind a social media profile with an altered name and a verifiable address — usually a difficult and sometimes impossible task, but one for which there are a whole range of starting points. Through a trick, our detective agency from Frankfurt am Main learned the real name behind the profile and then identified three addresses in the Frankfurt area where persons with that name were said to live.

Identification Attempts at the Identified Addresses

In order to check whether one of the identified namesakes was the sought-after stripper, surveillance had to be carried out at the respective addresses. Two of the women had been born in the mid-1980s, the third already in the mid-1970s, so she was probably too old to match the known promotional photo. Ergo, our deployed Hessian private detective began his surveillance with the two younger women. At the first address it took a full three days before he even saw her, and he had to determine that it was definitely not the person sought. During all that time, we were not allowed to tell Mr. Hanau either the names of the identified persons or the residential addresses, because he had no legitimate interest in this information. He trusted us blindly by willingly commissioning the continuation of the investigation and paying on time, even though we gave him no great hope of a successful outcome — his trust was to be rewarded.

 

At the address of the second woman, who had been born in the mid-1980s, a baby stroller in the hallway suggested the presence of at least one infant in the apartment building. Since our commission was now already about four months old and the bachelor party had taken place ten months earlier, this could at least be interpreted as an indication. It again took two days before our private investigator from Frankfurt/Main saw his target person — namely when she came out of the apartment building with a baby stroller. Using a pretext developed in advance, he approached the woman and asked whether she was the sought-after dancer. A clear resemblance was definitely present — both to the promotional photo and to the profile pictures of the identified social media profile. At first, the mother did not show her hand for a long time, but eventually, contrary to our own forecasts, she confirmed our investigative success!

Immaculate Conception? This Is What the Target Person Says:

Aaden Commercial Detective Agency Frankfurt am Main had thus found the person sought. But one decisive question still remained: Was the baby Mr. Hanau’s child? The mother could remember the night of the bachelor party and also the dance with our client; the following is the conversation between her and our investigator:

Could a Pair of Trousers Be the Culprit?

“We were both in no good condition, he totally drunk and I on Persil [street name for cocaine, Aaden]. It was only because of the stuff that I got into the business in the first place — the baby made me clean again and I got out immediately. Before that I was a completely normal student and then I went downhill. At some point I could no longer stand it without the stuff, especially not while dancing, when you constantly have to let old sweaty fat guys grab and grope you. With Persil, it eventually does not matter that much anymore. But he was very nice, really adorable, one of those who do not become aggressive and do not lose all boundaries when they drink, but rather become tender and caring. That is why I went too far while dancing and he came in his pants — not that we did not have that more often. The bad thing is only: he was with his thing directly at my ... well, you know.”

 

“But because of the clothing, it could not have led to conception, could it?” asked our detective from Frankfurt/Main.

 

“Well, how then?! I paid attention in biology class. So he was wearing cloth trousers and I was only wearing a string, and there was quite a lot of it too, it soaked straight through, a huge stain. But that really cannot be, can it?”

 

“Did you have unprotected intercourse with other people at the time of conception?”

 

“No, really not, I was glad whenever I did not have to see any men outside of working hours! But it still cannot be!”

 

“So you do not know who the father is?”

 

“No, no idea. It is a mystery to me as well, but I do not believe in the Holy Virgin Mary either. Maybe at some point I was simply so high that I later forgot something had happened with someone ...”

A Paternity Test Is the Only Solution.

“I will tell you something,” our Frankfurt commercial investigator tried to steer the conversation toward the objective of the assignment, “I cannot really judge this from a distance, I am not a biologist and I do not know you at all. I do not know how, when and with whom a child was conceived. But two things are certain: you were pregnant and my client has, for some reason, the very persistent conviction that he became a father that evening. Unfortunately, I never understood why he believes that so firmly. Your details are safe with me and the detective agency for which I work; we are not allowed to pass them on to our client without your consent. But I would like to ask you for your phone number so that we can speak with each other again. I already have your address anyway, so this saves us the driving. In return, you will receive my contact details and those of our client. He would be very happy to receive your call, and the way I got to know him, I am sure he is not the type of father who shirks his responsibility. You can then decide for yourself whether you want to call him.”

 

The visibly unsettled mother agreed to the exchange of details and thanked our researcher. She would think about whether she wanted to call Mr. Hanau. More than two weeks have passed since then, and so far she has not contacted the client of Aaden Detective Agency Frankfurt a. M. Whether we will receive definitive clarification about this case and the identity of the father remains to be seen. Certainty can only be obtained through a paternity test, and under German law the mother must consent to it; Mr. Hanau cannot force anything. That there may actually be something to our client’s story seemed barely imaginable to our detectives at the beginning of the investigation, but if even the mother has doubts, we must state what we said at the beginning: detectives can be mistaken.

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